Alright, so assuming you've come this far and you're about to read my profile, let's be honest... do you really want to hear the typical boring blah blah you'll get everywhere else?  Hell no you don't!

However, I'm REALLY not a cocky douche and I certainly do not assume who I am, what I look like, nor what I am looking for is for everybody, or even anybody for that matter. So if at any point in this rant you wish to move on, don't let me stop you from stopping me from wasting your time.

What you will find, if you are real, (Please be real...no fakes or scammers, dudes posing as girls, or any of that sort). I can assure you I am REAL and I did not rip off someone else's photos... trust me, I would have chosen Ian Sommerhalder if that was the case.

If you can't tell already, I'm extremely entertaining (or try to be) on many levels and very easy to talk to.  I DARE you not to have an engaging conversation with me about anything!  I am intelligent I hope, have a very good sense of humor, sarcasm and wit being my favs, love to flirt and verbally and mentally seduce and can probably do the best damn Captain Jack Sparrow voice outside of Johhny Depp himself whispering into your ear.  Why do you care?  I'm not sure, just figured I would throw that in there for any pirate lovers!

To further explain myself (uggh this is tedious) I am an accomplished artist, musician, closet entertainer, impressionist and writer - of which I prefer erotic writing most of all - no joke. I know that is a lot and yes, Jack of All Trades is a good explanation for me.

Furthermore I'm extremely liberal and non judgemental and have tons of interests... let's not list them or else this is going to get boring real quick.  I can provide a list later at your request.

I've been told I look IMPOSSIBLY young for my age... yeah let's go with that... and proven I have a very sexy voice, great hands, and other things I know how to use quite well... years of practice ya know!

Im extremely confident and creative, both in regular life and with you hoisted against the kitchen counter... (I kid ;)) love to have fun, if you are looking for confident fun, whatever that is, then you're still reading the right profile.

What am I looking for? Seeking attractive, like minded exciting lady who may be up for discreet intimate encounters, erotic chat/story exchange or just friendship and some good laughs. I actually wish to meet real people safely with like interests, sexually or not. If I meet a likely partner I can assure you that I conduct myself in a discreet/safe manner having mutual respect and understanding for each other's lives and or situations.

Woah... this got serious!

Anyway there is always a great deal more to tell, but I'll stop here for now and allow you to recover.  If we make a mutual friendship or more we can go from there!